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Jul 11, 2023 1:01:14 GMT
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Post by sword65 on Jul 11, 2023 1:01:14 GMT
Don’t want to make the play offs, because I don’t want to return to that corrupt league any time soon. Would gladly trade a top seven finish for a lucrative FA Cup run and chance to host a Premier League club. The money and publicity would do 100 times more good than losing in the play offs. From what I read about the Premier Leagues plan for the FA Cup next season I wouldn't be at all surprised if they ban non league clubs from round 3 onwards robbing them of their big pay day,I am even hearing rumours that from 2025/26 they are considering holding the final in a foreign country to maximise TV revenue, selling the finalto the highest bidder .
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Jul 11, 2023 1:04:45 GMT
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Post by sword65 on Jul 11, 2023 1:04:45 GMT
I hope you are right but the title of the thread is what if? And you have not answered the question. Its only a fun question to fill in the hours before you can all slag off tonight's triallists.
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Jul 11, 2023 7:00:03 GMT
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Post by deadly on Jul 11, 2023 7:00:03 GMT
5'10" or is it 5'9" ?
Shame really, but as the actress said to the bishop
"Size really does matter".
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Jul 11, 2023 9:45:55 GMT
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Post by jdl on Jul 11, 2023 9:45:55 GMT
5'10" or is it 5'9" ? Shame really, but as the actress said to the bishop "Size really does matter". Some years ago, I had a girlfriend who had had considerably more experience in carnal matters than I'm ever likely to get. And I asked her if size really does matter. I'm afraid she said yes - definitely yes. She also said that black men are generally bigger than white men...
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Jul 11, 2023 10:06:40 GMT
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Post by Better things to do in life on Jul 11, 2023 10:06:40 GMT
5'10" or is it 5'9" ? Shame really, but as the actress said to the bishop "Size really does matter". Some years ago, I had a girlfriend who had had considerably more experience in carnal matters than I'm ever likely to get. And I asked her if size really does matter. I'm afraid she said yes - definitely yes. She also said that black men are generally bigger than white men... Whilst we are on the honesty box let’s say it exactly how it is from a football perspective-we have an untried manager who has lost every game and has repeated his predecessors mistake of poor summer recruitment as we still don’t have a full squad and we are in psf which are supposed to bind the team but are instead to evaluate cast offs that are last minute desperation signings. To make it worse we are now the black and yellow army for this season. Of course we mustn’t panic but as this thread is being honest about male genitalia let’s also be honest about our club. This season could be very long and depressing again. The last time our shirts went yellow was during Covid. Just saying.
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Jul 11, 2023 10:23:19 GMT
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Post by jdl on Jul 11, 2023 10:23:19 GMT
Some years ago, I had a girlfriend who had had considerably more experience in carnal matters than I'm ever likely to get. And I asked her if size really does matter. I'm afraid she said yes - definitely yes. She also said that black men are generally bigger than white men... Whilst we are on the honesty box let’s say it exactly how it is from a football perspective-we have an untried manager who has lost every game and has repeated his predecessors mistake of poor summer recruitment as we still don’t have a full squad and we are in psf which are supposed to bind the team but are instead to evaluate cast offs that are last minute desperation signings. To make it worse we are now the black and yellow army for this season. Of course we mustn’t panic but as this thread is being honest about male genitalia let’s also be honest about our club. This season could be very long and depressing again. The last time our shirts went yellow was during Covid. Just saying. Well, I've been on this forum for long enough to not be surprised by any response to a post of mine. But that really did surprise me! A semi-tongue-in-cheek, off-piste, post designed entirely to highlight how daft and pointless this thread is, becomes a sexual allegory for the the state of a football club!!
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Post by davec on Jul 11, 2023 11:16:58 GMT
The last time we had an untried manager it was a Mr Saunders He did ok for a rookie George has played in the premier league and has worked with and learned from some much better coaches than those who operate in the National League I know he didn't win a game last season but when he took over the team were so demoralised that they were lucky to score nil in games For goodness sake stop keep criticising before a ball has been kicked The pre season games are little better than a fitness workout and should not be taken as a season success indicator
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Jul 11, 2023 11:32:43 GMT
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Post by Harry on Jul 11, 2023 11:32:43 GMT
5'10" or is it 5'9" ? Shame really, but as the actress said to the bishop "Size really does matter". Sounds like your girlfriend was seriously unimpressed.
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Post by pwoodstone on Jul 11, 2023 11:34:22 GMT
Some years ago, I had a girlfriend who had had considerably more experience in carnal matters than I'm ever likely to get. And I asked her if size really does matter. I'm afraid she said yes - definitely yes. She also said that black men are generally bigger than white men... Whilst we are on the honesty box let’s say it exactly how it is from a football perspective-we have an untried manager who has lost every game and has repeated his predecessors mistake of poor summer recruitment as we still don’t have a full squad and we are in psf which are supposed to bind the team but are instead to evaluate cast offs that are last minute desperation signings. To make it worse we are now the black and yellow army for this season. Of course we mustn’t panic but as this thread is being honest about male genitalia let’s also be honest about our club. This season could be very long and depressing again. The last time our shirts went yellow was during Covid. Just saying. Just to pick up on a few points: Our manager hasn't lost every game. Recruitment - time will tell. I do agree that ideally you have your squad by the friendlies but lets wait and judge based on the team once assembled. The season could be long and depressing but if we are mid-table then we are winning as many as we are losing and if you temper expectations and go to each game to enjoy it with your mates, then it shouldn't be that bad. I mean last season we won 5 games so this should (should) be better than that.
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Post by yorkshirestone on Jul 11, 2023 11:51:39 GMT
I thought that too. Then I watched the Sheppey highlights... A relatively short keeper seems to be just one problem, the composure around the penalty box by the forwards was awful, a fact underlined by our solitary goal scorer being one of our full backs.
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Jul 11, 2023 12:01:29 GMT
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Post by Dan on Jul 11, 2023 12:01:29 GMT
Is the mood changing ?
A month ago we were being told by 'you know who' not to panic.
Do I can sense the finger hovering over the panic button ?
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Post by daveu on Jul 11, 2023 12:11:28 GMT
Is the mood changing ? A month ago we were being told by 'you know who' not to panic. Do I can sense the finger hovering over the panic button ? Who’s finger. I’m certainly not panicking after one pre-season game featuring more than half a team of trialists.
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Post by applesnstones on Jul 11, 2023 13:11:47 GMT
If half of you can tell how the season will end based on our first pre season friendly, don't forget to update the rest of us when you have an inkling over the lottery numbers.
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Jul 11, 2023 14:01:26 GMT
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Post by Andy on Jul 11, 2023 14:01:26 GMT
Is the mood changing ? A month ago we were being told by 'you know who' not to panic. Do I can sense the finger hovering over the panic button ? Who’s finger. I’m certainly not panicking after one pre-season game featuring more than half a team of trialists. Mmm ! I think the gentleman doth protest too much.
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Post by daveu on Jul 11, 2023 15:05:58 GMT
Who’s finger. I’m certainly not panicking after one pre-season game featuring more than half a team of trialists. Mmm ! I think the gentleman doth protest too much. You think what you like, you do anyway even when it bears no relation to reality.
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