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Post by sword65 on Dec 11, 2018 9:50:22 GMT
And so it gets to that time of year when we start dreaming of a trip to Wembley in May but we have been handed a tricky tie to start with at high flying Woking. Maybe this is just what we need at the moment a game with no real pressure where we can relax just a tad and try to play some half decent football. Woking may have their minds on other things like promotion and the FAcup and so this maybe fairly low on their list of priorities but for us it is a good distraction from the relegation dogfight that we are in and with so many of the big clubs in our league resting players for these games then we have a realistic chance of a decent run and who knows a walk down Wembley way. We can do it,We will do it COYS!
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Post by headstone on Dec 11, 2018 11:51:45 GMT
A triumph of hope over experience, that post, Sword!
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Post by jdl on Dec 11, 2018 12:54:36 GMT
Whatever medication you're on, Sword, it's powerful stuff!
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Post by sword65 on Dec 11, 2018 13:38:18 GMT
Whatever medication you're on, Sword, it's powerful stuff! I have seen the light. God came unto me and said "stop moaninig you miserable fucker" . And so it came to pass that i ,the high lord of misery,became a changed man.π¨βππ¨βππ¨βππ¨βπhallelujah π¨βππ¨βππ¨βππ¨βπ
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Post by tim4boxers on Dec 11, 2018 15:54:59 GMT
The Woke ng game will be a much needed βtraining gameβ to allow HW to shuffle his new pack of players and try to get closer to his desired system, formation and personnel - weβve got good enough players now, they just need to gel very quickly - win or lose at Woking is not as important as getting things settled for our league battles ahead - COYS!!!
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Post by jdl on Dec 11, 2018 16:26:55 GMT
The Woke ng game will be a much needed βtraining gameβ to allow HW to shuffle his new pack of players and try to get closer to his desired system, formation and personnel - weβve got good enough players now, they just need to gel very quickly - win or lose at Woking is not as important as getting things settled for our league battles ahead - COYS!!! We're out of the Cup, we could well be relegated - the Trophy is the only thing we've got a chance in this season. And you say it's not important? As for being a training game - have you looked at the respective league and form tables recently? I doubt if there's much chance of Woking not being up for this one.
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Post by 61666 on Dec 11, 2018 17:51:57 GMT
Especially as our previous games against them have ended positively in the last couple of years. Even the 4-4 refereeing dΓ©bΓ’cle last season would seem good now. That said, almost all our games against 'lower' opposition have seen us score multiple goals this season (Billericay excepted) We even got four against the Dover youth team. Who knows, maybe we can do well. Not holding my breath mind...
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Post by jakeyboi on Dec 11, 2018 18:44:51 GMT
Whatever medication you're on, Sword, it's powerful stuff! I have seen the light. God came unto me and said "stop moaninig you miserable fucker" . And so it came to pass that i ,the high lord of misery,became a changed man.π¨βππ¨βππ¨βππ¨βπhallelujah π¨βππ¨βππ¨βππ¨βπ Welcome Sword patron saint of laughter an happiness. How long do you think this new found role will last.
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Post by sword65 on Dec 11, 2018 18:54:02 GMT
I have seen the light. God came unto me and said "stop moaninig you miserable fucker" . And so it came to pass that i ,the high lord of misery,became a changed man.π¨βππ¨βππ¨βππ¨βπhallelujah π¨βππ¨βππ¨βππ¨βπ Welcome Sword patron saint of laughter an happiness. How long do you think this new found role will last. Until we lose 3-0 on Saturdayπ
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Post by sword65 on Dec 12, 2018 3:24:04 GMT
A wet day at Woking brought to you by reefer warehouse your one stop shop for all bong toking accessories. It was wet and the wind had been whistling all through the night and other Welsh hymns. The team line up was a new formation with new keeper Worner being dropped for the untried youngster Shostokovich. At right back the returning Josh Hare renews his partnership with new left back Cedric the tortoise. At centre back is Walton who is shouting goodnight to Mary-Ellen and John Boy and Will de Havilland or Olivia to his mates. In the middle is Paxo who is running around looking for a turkeys arse to stuff and Tajbasksh who is crowing with delight because his name scores more points than anybody else's in scrabble. On the left side of midfield is David Cassidy here on a short term loan or could it be forever and on the right is Captain Turgott on crutches. Up front is new boy JR who is hoping to get a shot in before getting shot and given his first start of the season the young Jack Richards but he looks to be hampered by the bench that is still resolutely stuck to his arse. The referee is Eddie Waring who is looking forward to lots of up an unders and his assistants waving the red flag is Prime minister Corbyn and waving her knickers is Angela Merkel. The game kicks off in torrential rain and two greyhounds lope past looking for Noahs Ark.The black and Amber army are singing but the rain drowns the noise and Cedric at 3.7inches tall had just drowned.Walton lumps the ball up front to Richards who turns and flattens 2 defenders with the bench ,the ref blows for a foul and Jack turns again flattening the ref .Tajbasksh storms over an behind kicking the defenders,Richards and the ref before Merkel runs to his assistance ,she hands him something to soak up the blood but trust me you do not want to know what it is.The ref now recovered reaches for the ref cards and off goes Taj ad Richards much to the delight of the subs who now have something to sit on. Woking take the lead and Harry urged them to kick it higher and higher,Olivia obliges but the ball is caught by Richard Branson in the Virgin hot air balloon. The ref brandished red to Olivia for losing the ball and to Walton for missing out Billy Bob. GOAAAAAALLLLL! Turgott slams the ball into the net but up goes Merkels knickers for offside and Turgott slams his crutch into the ugly Krauts face and the rd card is out again. The game ends with Stones down to give men and a dead tortoise. Disappointed I entered the clubhouse ,the curtains were drawn but the rest of the room as real. I had a beer and then another until 7 had passed my lips . Cannot wait for the replay. THE END (or is it?)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2018 9:09:49 GMT
It could happen, and probably will. What odds are William Hill and Ladbrokes offering?
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Post by sword65 on Dec 12, 2018 9:35:27 GMT
It could happen, and probably will. What odds are William Hill and Ladbrokes offering? William Hill 1billion/1 And Ladbrokes is 2billion/1 but will give my money back as a free bet if I bring Angela Merkels soiled knickers back with the betting slip.
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Post by Tstone on Dec 12, 2018 11:54:14 GMT
It could happen, and probably will. What odds are William Hill and Ladbrokes offering? William Hill 1billion/1 And Ladbrokes is 2billion/1 but will give my money back as a free bet if I bring Angela Merkels soiled knickers back with the betting slip. Soiled? Do you mean aromatically enhanced?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2018 12:00:21 GMT
William Hill 1billion/1 And Ladbrokes is 2billion/1 but will give my money back as a free bet if I bring Angela Merkels soiled knickers back with the betting slip. Soiled? Do you mean aromatically enhanced? I can't get this image out of my head. I think I need some therapy.
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Post by sword65 on Dec 12, 2018 12:17:54 GMT
Soiled?Β Do you mean aromatically enhanced? I can't get this image out of my head. I think I need some therapy.Β I wouldn't bother it hasn't done me any good.
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