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Post by sword65 on Jun 20, 2019 4:44:45 GMT
Maidstone United today announced the signing of utility midfielder Ayamoso Nkrappo who joins us from Tottenham Hotspur fc. Ayamoso began his career at Spurs when he was 16 and played 64 games for the reserves before getting his chance in the first team aged 19. He played for 9 minutes against Aston Villa missing an absolute sitter before being sent off . He was then sent on loan to Swindon Town who quickly sent him back again. The same happened at Plymouth Argyle and Shrewsbury. Now desperate to be rid of him he was sent on loan to Glossop North End with the hope he would get lost somewhere in the Pennines and never be seen again. Nkrappo helped Glossop finish bottom of the league by 36 points and Glossop sent him back to Spurs. When he arrived back at White Hart Lane he found that the club,lock stock and barrel,head upped and fucked off without telling him. Eventually after trawling round North London he found the club and with a heavy sigh they took him back but immediately put him up for sale. The offers didn't arrive until JS2 and HH spotted him and decided he would be a good asset to go alongside the rest of his ex premier league failures and so they offered him a 2 year deal. Nkrappo said " I was really honoured to be offered a 2 year deal but I talked them down to 1 year because let's face it I am rubbish and they'll want rid of me by the end of August"
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Post by pwoodstone on Jun 20, 2019 6:37:12 GMT
You ok hon?
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Post by Nick on Jun 20, 2019 6:59:41 GMT
Sorry, but not really sure of the point you are making sword.
A code breaker may be useful.
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Post by holysmokes66 on Jun 20, 2019 7:45:44 GMT
Well that was a well wasted 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back.
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Post by sword65 on Jun 20, 2019 8:05:41 GMT
Sorry, but not really sure of the point you are making sword. A code breaker may be useful. Lets just say that I am not impressed with some of our signings . Former premier league players arriving to us via Dunstable Town, no no and thrice no, we might as well change our name to dead wood fc. PS plus I wrote it to wind Oldboy up which is as good a reason as any.🙂 |
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Post by Nick on Jun 20, 2019 8:59:06 GMT
You may well turn out to be correct sword and it's equally likely that Boris will transform into a respected statesman and outstanding leader who makes Britain great again on the world stage.
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Post by jakeyboi on Jun 20, 2019 10:18:15 GMT
Lets give the guy a chance before we start the public slaughter, I remember a few years ago Fergie signed some French bloke from Leeds Utd people thought he was mad, turned out to be a master stroke. So lets wait an see.
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Post by Better things to do in life on Jun 20, 2019 11:03:36 GMT
Sorry, but not really sure of the point you are making sword. A code breaker may be useful. Lets just say that I am not impressed with some of our signings . Former premier league players arriving to us via Dunstable Town, no no and thrice no, we might as well change our name to dead wood fc. PS plus I wrote it to wind Oldboy up which is as good a reason as any.🙂 Sorry to disappoint you Sword but rather than being wound up I found your fictitious player pen picture quite amusing! |
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Post by Better things to do in life on Jun 20, 2019 11:10:49 GMT
Lets just say that I am not impressed with some of our signings . Former premier league players arriving to us via Dunstable Town, no no and thrice no, we might as well change our name to dead wood fc. PS plus I wrote it to wind Oldboy up which is as good a reason as any.🙂 Sorry to disappoint you Sword but rather than being wound up I found your fictitious player pen picture quite amusing! But so as not to disappoint my “fans” I’ll say that I think we really need to announce another few signings today or tomorrow because I’m sure the deadline for ordering new shirts with new names must be up soon! |
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Post by jakeyboi on Jun 20, 2019 11:16:14 GMT
Sorry to disappoint you Sword but rather than being wound up I found your fictitious player pen picture quite amusing! But so as not to disappoint my “fans” I’ll say that I think we really need to announce another few signings today or tomorrow because I’m sure the deadline for ordering new shirts with new names must be up soon! Do they have players names on shirts in the NLS I,m not sure if they do or not. |
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Post by daveu on Jun 20, 2019 11:42:09 GMT
But so as not to disappoint my “fans” I’ll say that I think we really need to announce another few signings today or tomorrow because I’m sure the deadline for ordering new shirts with new names must be up soon! Do they have players names on shirts in the NLS I,m not sure if they do or not. They don't. Incidentally, me and you need to sort ourselves out. We seem to keep agreeing with each other and I'm sure it's not right.  |
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Post by jakeyboi on Jun 20, 2019 13:49:59 GMT
Do they have players names on shirts in the NLS I,m not sure if they do or not. They don't. Incidentally, me and you need to sort ourselves out. We seem to keep agreeing with each other and I'm sure it's not right. Dave I,m certain that before too long we will be at each others throats again. But we all know deep down you really have a deep affection for me. |
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Post by Tstone on Jun 20, 2019 15:19:53 GMT
They don't. Incidentally, me and you need to sort ourselves out. We seem to keep agreeing with each other and I'm sure it's not right. Dave I,m certain that before too long we will be at each others throats again. But we all know deep down you really have a deep affection for me. Keep it quiet or you'll break NWS's heart |
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Post by jdl on Jun 20, 2019 16:51:25 GMT
Dave I,m certain that before too long we will be at each others throats again. But we all know deep down you really have a deep affection for me. Keep it quiet or you'll break NWS's heart nws has a heart? |
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