Spare a thought for vegetarians at Christmas time.

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No pigs in blankets for these unfortunate souls 

Just let that sink in. No meat on Christmas day.

Eveyone else enjoying themselves feel full up from Venison, Ham and Turkey and they're just sat there picking at bubble n squeek chewing on a quorn stick pretending to have a great time. 

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It's actually great being married to a veggie this time of year.
Twice as many of the little blighters for me to scoff.

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Who ate all the sprouts - the veggies, the veggies - whoosh