england vs italy

[islandstone]

2-1 to Ingerland
Att 16
Lots of beer and punch ups.
No pizza eaten for 24hrs.

[daveu]

It'll be the most boring game ever with no quality on show from either side and England will lose 1-0 to a scrappy deflected scuffed shot in the 93rd minute.

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England 0-0 Shits I Give

[islandstone]

Didn't think we played that bad. Pleased with sterling, sturridge and co. The only thing the pikey done was cross the ball for our goal. Apart from that he is shit. I wouldn't play him.
Uruguay will be on the war path after their bollocking by Costa Brava.
Pizza anyone?

[daveu]

Let down by the senior players. Rooney was rubbish, Gerrard not much better. The defense didn't get enough support from the midfield particularly on the left. Fortunately my expectations were so low the failing to get past the group stage will not be a let down.

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[islandstone]

Left side was woeful. Baines left exposed way to often. As you say Dave, expectations are low so when we put a decent performance in on thursday but still loose I won't be surprised. The biter will play and cause havoc.

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Baines and Rooney...seriously?

Yes, Rooney put in the cross for the goal, but what's the point in taking left sided players and putting Rooney there?
And if Roy seriously thinks Baines is a better option than Cole or Shaw...

Turns out I do give a shit

[islandstone]

Baines is good enough but left to do the work of two! Rooney shouldn't be on the left at all. Centre behind the forward or don't play him.

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How many corners yesterday?

My pet hate is when players seem incapable of beating the man at the near post. Baines did this every time, but all bar one (that beat everyone) was played straight to their 'keeper.
He then lost the job to Rooney...and the less said about his effort the better!

For a bloke with Pompey history to want two Southampton players (for now) to start says it all!

The ace punditry of P.Neville confused me.
I always thought Rooney and Welbeck were centre forwards. Yet apparently Rooney is in the team to put in crosses, whilst Welbeck is their to defend!

[Sennockian69]

The ace punditry of P.Neville confused me.

Really ! He is a pale shadow of his brother.

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Ready for tonight?

Here’s a quick matchday checklist for Ingerlund Man :

Buy tabloid on way to work. Nod sagely at their appraisal of England’s chances tonight, chuckle at clever puns, tut at shocking stats on Uruguayan immigration.
Take the mickey out of Steve for getting Spain in the office sweep. OK so you’ve only got Algeria, but at least they’re still in the competition!
Stare blankly when Simon from Finance quotes from Henry Winter’s Telegraph column about Luis Suárez’s difficult childhood.
Invite the new receptionist to your barbecue. “You can have some of my sausage, love!”
Clip JJB Sports England flags back on the Vauxhall for the drive home. Give thumbs-up to all other drivers with England flags. Drive straight over a mini-roundabout in the process.
Stop off at petrol station for 2 packs of Benson and Hedges, 24 cans of Carlsberg that have been sitting in the sun all day and a bargain BBQ Meat Pack.
Set up barbecue. Shout at Sharon for only buying 2 packs of doritos and no dip. Call Dave and tell him to buy some extra chilli salsa dip on his way over. Crack open a Carlsberg and watch second half of Colombia v Ivory Coast.
Unattended barbecue catches fire just as Dave arrives. Old lady next door complains about the smoke. “Shut up you old bag!”
Remember to put on lucky England away top you bought for the 5-1 win in Germany in 2001.
Get Sharon to bung the BBQ meat in the oven.
Run out of Doritos.
Sing National Anthem while standing on sofa arm in arm with Dave.
Call at least 3 England players, 6 Uruguayans and 4 TV pundits c*nts.
Say “phworr, look at her!” when camera zooms in on pretty Brazilian fan.
Speculate as to whether she was actually a man.
Break coffee table in celebrations as England go 1 up.
Break bits of coffee table when Suárez immediately equalises. Call him a c*nt again but secretly wish he played for your team.
Argue with Dave about the permutations for the rest of the group / last 16.
Finish off the Carlsberg. Stomach feeling a bit iffy – did Sharon cook that chicken properly?
Throw a sicky for Friday.

[Sennockian69]

Jun 19, 2014 12:52:28 GMT @oxford said:

Ready for tonight?

Here’s a quick matchday checklist for Ingerlund Man :

Buy tabloid on way to work. Nod sagely at their appraisal of England’s chances tonight, chuckle at clever puns, tut at shocking stats on Uruguayan immigration.
Take the mickey out of Steve for getting Spain in the office sweep. OK so you’ve only got Algeria, but at least they’re still in the competition!
Stare blankly when Simon from Finance quotes from Henry Winter’s Telegraph column about Luis Suárez’s difficult childhood.
Invite the new receptionist to your barbecue. “You can have some of my sausage, love!”
Clip JJB Sports England flags back on the Vauxhall for the drive home. Give thumbs-up to all other drivers with England flags. Drive straight over a mini-roundabout in the process.
Stop off at petrol station for 2 packs of Benson and Hedges, 24 cans of Carlsberg that have been sitting in the sun all day and a bargain BBQ Meat Pack.
Set up barbecue. Shout at Sharon for only buying 2 packs of doritos and no dip. Call Dave and tell him to buy some extra chilli salsa dip on his way over. Crack open a Carlsberg and watch second half of Colombia v Ivory Coast.
Unattended barbecue catches fire just as Dave arrives. Old lady next door complains about the smoke. “Shut up you old bag!”
Remember to put on lucky England away top you bought for the 5-1 win in Germany in 2001.
Get Sharon to bung the BBQ meat in the oven.
Run out of Doritos.
Sing National Anthem while standing on sofa arm in arm with Dave.
Call at least 3 England players, 6 Uruguayans and 4 TV pundits c*nts.
Say “phworr, look at her!” when camera zooms in on pretty Brazilian fan.
Speculate as to whether she was actually a man.
Break coffee table in celebrations as England go 1 up.
Break bits of coffee table when Suárez immediately equalises. Call him a c*nt again but secretly wish he played for your team.
Argue with Dave about the permutations for the rest of the group / last 16.
Finish off the Carlsberg. Stomach feeling a bit iffy – did Sharon cook that chicken properly?
Throw a sicky for Friday.

So this is your plan for tonight.    

[islandstone]

At least we can enjoy the world cup now.Kick back and enjoy.