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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 20:04:10 GMT
Someone really fancies a bottle of limeade!
(and a snog off John Harvey)
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Post by robkentblue on Aug 1, 2013 20:44:14 GMT
I went into Maidstone library and said to the librarian "have you gotta a book 'on a trip to the moon?' She replied " of course you have or you won't get a seat!"
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Post by robkentblue on Aug 1, 2013 20:49:35 GMT
The Daila Lama walks into Dominos and says " can you make me one with everything? "
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Post by robkentblue on Aug 1, 2013 20:55:12 GMT
Seeing Ant's avatar reminds me that after the Calais trip I Bruges very easily!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 20:55:45 GMT
Robkentblue walks onto a ferry and squashes my recently operated on toe. The nurse says "this has got infected, has someone trod on it?" Actually, it wasn't that funny
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Post by robkentblue on Aug 1, 2013 20:58:30 GMT
Ant. sorry mate. Obviously occurred at the only time I could walk!!
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Post by aristotle38 on Aug 2, 2013 5:16:21 GMT
Silliest post?
Gills. League One.
That's just ridiculous.
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Post by bermudastone on Aug 2, 2013 5:44:21 GMT
About time we had some fun on this forum !!! I'm missing David Sadler posing and wearing that scarf !?
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Post by bermudastone on Aug 2, 2013 6:14:51 GMT
No wonder he has been banned for the first 3 games - but then I guess she comes with the position of being 'The Captain ' Looks like the candidate for the most red cards of this season again to me ! I guess you just can't get the right staff anymore - no hope for the new season on this evidence to me !! COYS.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2013 9:36:17 GMT
How many scotsmen does it take to change a 30Watt light bulb?
None - the heat would give them all skin cancer before they had finished.
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Post by headstone on Aug 2, 2013 9:42:31 GMT
No wonder he has been banned for the first 3 games - but then I guess she comes with the position of being 'The Captain ' Looks like the candidate for the most red cards of this season again to me ! I guess you just can't get the right staff anymore - no hope for the new season on this evidence to me !! COYS. What??? Did I miss something? Who is he/she? You left it short, Bermuda.
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Post by tim on Aug 2, 2013 10:08:41 GMT
I'm not playing incase it's Bill! ironically...you may be in the lead - you made coffee come out my nose! and Binsey...if only you were as funny as you are funny lookin' Blimey, it's normally other reasons I hide from Bill!
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Post by binsey on Aug 2, 2013 11:11:55 GMT
Nadine, Pot Kettle ! My funniest ever moment Many moons ago when I could almost handle my beer I had a rather intersting night out one christmas! It started at the Springfiled club near the ground (not sure if its still there or not) I probably had about 7 pints in two hours which meant I was rather drunk! Nowadays that would mean me up the hospital! Anyway to cut a long story short, I then ate and proceeded my way into Maidstone that evening for another 4 or 5 pints. Then for all those that remember the Zone nightclub in chatham/gillingham, that is where we decided to go, yes by this point hammered!. On the way over I decided to ask the taxi driver to pull over as I needed a Watford Gap, he said no, I asked again, he said no. So a bit like a big black cloud coming over and raining on your parade, the same thing happened to me but in the way of shitting myself a lot and I mean a lot. It was runny and smelly but luckily fo me not running out the bottom of my white jeans...yet! Did this stop me from entering the club? no, off I went to the toilet which is where I spent a good 40 mins cleaning runny crap from me and my jeans, I gave up on the boxers and flushed them down the toilet. Did this stop me from going on the dance floor??? no there I was bopping away to Ice Ice Baby when two girls from Maidstone who I knew said somebody had shit themselves, for some reason I told them it was me and from that day since I get reminded about it!!! I decided probably about 4 hours to late to go home, I don't think the taxi driver was to impressed with the smell. Also my younger brother didn't appreciate the fact I handed these jeans down to him for further wear, of course he wasn't told the story until well after he had worn them Many poeple know this story but what the hell its only a shitty pant story and we have all be there......!!!
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Post by headstone on Aug 2, 2013 16:38:39 GMT
Nadine, Pot Kettle ! My funniest ever moment Many moons ago when I could almost handle my beer I had a rather intersting night out one christmas! It started at the Springfiled club near the ground (not sure if its still there or not) I probably had about 7 pints in two hours which meant I was rather drunk! Nowadays that would mean me up the hospital! Anyway to cut a long story short, I then ate and proceeded my way into Maidstone that evening for another 4 or 5 pints. Then for all those that remember the Zone nightclub in chatham/gillingham, that is where we decided to go, yes by this point hammered!. On the way over I decided to ask the taxi driver to pull over as I needed a Watford Gap, he said no, I asked again, he said no. So a bit like a big black cloud coming over and raining on your parade, the same thing happened to me but in the way of shitting myself a lot and I mean a lot. It was runny and smelly but luckily fo me not running out the bottom of my white jeans...yet! Did this stop me from entering the club? no, off I went to the toilet which is where I spent a good 40 mins cleaning runny crap from me and my jeans, I gave up on the boxers and flushed them down the toilet. Did this stop me from going on the dance floor??? no there I was bopping away to Ice Ice Baby when two girls from Maidstone who I knew said somebody had shit themselves, for some reason I told them it was me and from that day since I get reminded about it!!! I decided probably about 4 hours to late to go home, I don't think the taxi driver was to impressed with the smell. Also my younger brother didn't appreciate the fact I handed these jeans down to him for further wear, of course he wasn't told the story until well after he had worn them Many poeple know this story but what the hell its only a shitty pant story and we have all be there......!!! Possibly, but I was 5!
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Post by nadine on Aug 2, 2013 16:40:45 GMT
I'm not playing incase it's Bill! Bottoms, barmaids, bad taste and Bastia all shone through but it was the only B we love that won the day! So Mr Tim, you are the winner and your fizz is ready for you to collect…the kiss on the other hand will be delivered when you least expect it and from whom you least suspect…sweet dreams!!!
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