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Post by eclipse on Aug 1, 2013 13:37:39 GMT
I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine," I said, "I want to die when Tonbridge win the Conference." "You crafty *******!" said the fairy, "I told you I couldn't make you live forever"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 14:05:22 GMT
OK - this isn't about Maidstone, but thinking about the following always makes me smile.....I hope you can picture the scene. French TV were covering a Ligue 1 match between Nantes and Bastia.The camera focussed in on a particular Bastia fan, who was clapping and chanting very enthusiastically, and generally having a very good time.As the camera pulled back, it revealed that he was standing quite alone, in the visitors enclosure.....(not another Bastia supporter to be seen...). Adds a whole new dimension to the expression - 'the travelling away supporter...' Bastia Bastia Bastia United Bastia Bastia Bastia United Bastia Bastia Bastia United Bastia Bastia Bastia United
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Post by nadine on Aug 1, 2013 14:45:24 GMT
I'm not playing incase it's Bill! ironically...you may be in the lead - you made coffee come out my nose! and Binsey...if only you were as funny as you are funny lookin'
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Post by loosestone on Aug 1, 2013 15:17:32 GMT
What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen Tonbridge fans in one room?
A full set of teeth.
Why did the Tonbridge fans miss their flight for the big game?
They were stuck on a broken escalator.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 15:22:41 GMT
Why wasn't Jesus born in the Medway Towns?
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
How do you make Shakey laugh on Friday?
Tell him a joke on Monday.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 15:26:45 GMT
What do you get when you cross an official coach with an unofficial coach?
Fireworks at a very large picnic
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 15:41:15 GMT
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Post by danstone75 on Aug 1, 2013 15:43:57 GMT
What do you call a dog with no tongue?
Scruffy bollocks
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Post by shatty on Aug 1, 2013 16:31:48 GMT
My funny story comes from the celebrations after the playoff final, after having a few beers in Society Rooms a certain Mr Lye dragged me and my camera down to Strawberry Moons and blagged me VIP entry as the "official Stones photographer" . Not only did I get to celebrate with the players and also take photos for them all evening, because I had my camera the lady folk in Strawberry Moons thought I was the Strawberry Moons photographer so i also got to take pictures of pretty ladies too, kept me entertained xx ?
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Post by trolley59 on Aug 1, 2013 17:43:23 GMT
Away Travel for me has always had its moments< sporting Bengal away, the lunatic coach driver hitting every single height restriction barrier in the Blackwall tunnel, whilst 50 odd grown ups sat deathly silent, holding hands and praying to the almighty that we would at least get there....
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Post by trolley59 on Aug 1, 2013 17:48:06 GMT
And of course my mate Tim, and the bloke in the burger bar at Chelmsford......
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Post by springfieldstone on Aug 1, 2013 18:04:25 GMT
Could it be a kiss from that great motivator the Folkestone Invicta striker and Team player S King
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Post by valorient on Aug 1, 2013 18:59:46 GMT
And of course my mate Tim, and the bloke in the burger bar at Chelmsford...... Come on, tell all please
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 19:15:47 GMT
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Post by southwick1 on Aug 1, 2013 19:16:40 GMT
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