I found a use for Downs Mail!

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Needed to have a bonfire the other day, but, now we don't buy newspapers any more, I couldn't find anything to start it with.

Then, today in Sainsbury's, I noticed a pile of Downs Mails...

A bit fiddly, with their small pages and staples, but they burn better than Aldi catalogues!

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Nov 27, 2020 0:35:16 GMT @johndaubneyslegs said:

Needed to have a bonfire the other day, but, now we don't buy newspapers any more, I couldn't find anything to start it with.

Then, today in Sainsbury's, I noticed a pile of Downs Mails...

A bit fiddly, with their small pages and staples, but they burn better than Aldi catalogues!

And i bet you got some wild moans(anag) from your neighbours.
Just for the thicko's out there wild moans is an anagram of Downs mail. God I wish I could sleep ☹