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Post by maxthestone on Dec 17, 2018 11:43:02 GMT
Name some awards and we will decide who wins them
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2018 16:01:34 GMT
Name some awards and we will decide who wins them What about biggest t**t on the FORUM but I won't open the envelope because the way things are going there'll be an unpaid bill in it |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2018 18:27:51 GMT
Name some awards and we will decide who wins them What about biggest t**t on the FORUM but I won't open the envelope because the way things are going there'll be an unpaid bill in it How much are they charging him ? |
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Post by hammerstone on Dec 17, 2018 19:11:37 GMT
Best Newcomer
Whinger of the year
Off-topicer of the year
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2018 19:27:53 GMT
Can one person make it a clean sweep?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2018 19:37:51 GMT
Can one person make it a clean sweep? I'm hardly a newcomer! |
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Post by maxthestone on Dec 17, 2018 19:59:11 GMT
Best Newcomer Whinger of the year Off-topicer of the year ill win best newcomer whinger is a hard one off-topicer maybe sword |
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Post by maxthestone on Dec 17, 2018 19:59:37 GMT
Can one person make it a clean sweep? I'm hardly a newcomer! you could be up there for whinger though |
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Post by hammerstone on Dec 17, 2018 20:11:53 GMT
villain of the year?
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Post by hammerstone on Dec 17, 2018 20:42:14 GMT
Come to think of it, Al Murray would be the perfect host for our get together.  Possibly telling daveu to cut his hair. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2018 21:00:59 GMT
you could be up there for whinger though Too subtle? |
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Post by porkystone on Dec 18, 2018 9:56:49 GMT
Most Disturbing Poster, only one candidate for that !  |
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Post by jt on Dec 19, 2018 8:29:19 GMT
Shouldn't this one be in the Stones section?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2018 6:24:05 GMT
Best Newcomer Whinger of the year Off-topicer of the year ill win best newcomer whinger is a hard one off-topicer maybe sword I think being voted off-topicer very unfair as I always try to be objective with my posts and yes I occasionally slip into music mode trying to educate the masses with proper music and not the car jacking,dope pushing,whore whacking,mother f**king hip hop crap that is now the fashion or the whiney fat bird who sits at the piano and wallows in self pity about failed love and sings with a voice like a strangled cat. Talking of animals I am also responsible for looking after a randy,cat food loving 81 year old tortoise that is still suffering from shellshock after it's original owner and abode in Muswell Hill was flattened by the Luftwasse who dropped a bomb down their chimney.I also have a Scottish Parrott who loves cannabis and Status Quo and,temporarily,a huge bundle of white fur called Jack who won't eat his food during the day and then waits for you to go to bed and then starts crunching hi f**king carrots in a annoyingly loud way. And now I have run out of beer and so I have hot to get changed, grab the walking stick and hobble to the bus stop and wait forever for a bus to turn up meanwhile you can bet your life it will start pissing hard. You get to Sainsbury's and all they have left on the shelf is either John Smith's or bloody Tetley creamflow so you end up buying a box of Stella and a plastic bag because you have once again forgotten to bring on of the 5000 you have at home and when you get home you open the fridge and right at the back you find 2 cans of beer that were hidden behind a box of yoghurt,it drives you mad. And so what do you do you ring up for an appointment with your psychiatrist only to be told she has had a breakdown and is bouncing off of her own rubber walls but you can see Dr Nathaniel Levington-smythe who is doubtlessly a smarmy Bastard know-it-all with large white teeth that you want to put your fist through Ugh!it's never ending. Anyway where was I, oh yes ,the award for going off topic I think that is unfair..... |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2018 6:30:03 GMT
ill win best newcomer whinger is a hard one off-topicer maybe sword I think being voted off-topicer very unfair as I always try to be objective with my posts and yes I occasionally slip into music mode trying to educate the masses with proper music and not the car jacking,dope pushing,whore whacking,mother f**king hip hop crap that is now the fashion or the whiney fat bird who sits at the piano and wallows in self pity about failed love and sings with a voice like a strangled cat. Talking of animals I am also responsible for looking after a randy,cat food loving 81 year old tortoise that is still suffering from shellshock after it's original owner and abode in Muswell Hill was flattened by the Luftwasse who dropped a bomb down their chimney.I also have a Scottish Parrott who loves cannabis and Status Quo and,temporarily,a huge bundle of white fur called Jack who won't eat his food during the day and then waits for you to go to bed and then starts crunching hi f**king carrots in a annoyingly loud way. And now I have run out of beer and so I have hot to get changed, grab the walking stick and hobble to the bus stop and wait forever for a bus to turn up meanwhile you can bet your life it will start pissing hard. You get to Sainsbury's and all they have left on the shelf is either John Smith's or bloody Tetley creamflow so you end up buying a box of Stella and a plastic bag because you have once again forgotten to bring on of the 5000 you have at home and when you get home you open the fridge and right at the back you find 2 cans of beer that were hidden behind a box of yoghurt,it drives you mad. And so what do you do you ring up for an appointment with your psychiatrist only to be told she has had a breakdown and is bouncing off of her own rubber walls but you can see Dr Nathaniel Levington-smythe who is doubtlessly a smarmy Bastard know-it-all with large white teeth that you want to put your fist through Ugh!it's never ending. Anyway where was I, oh yes ,the award for going off topic I think that is unfair..... Brilliant. Maybe Whinger then ? |
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