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Post by stoneslive on Jan 28, 2013 22:50:23 GMT
.....Just received the following "CV" in the Stones Live! email inbox - and I thought Borussia Munchengladbach was a mouthful!: Name: segun First name / Other Name: Olalere A. Date of birth: Second of January 1992 Gender: Male Nationality: Nigeria Base: Lagos State State of Origin: Oyo State Mobile: *************** Marital status: Single Height: 5ft 3inch Weight: 50kg Passport No: ******** Email address: *************@yahoo.com Position: Right Forward attackers Last Club: Day Star Football Club Current Club: Mountain of Fire and Miracle Ministries Church Football Club, Prayer City. SKILLS: A very skillful player Very competitive antenna ball and has good endurance. An agile and innovative player. GOAL: To deliver excellence service through dedication, hard work and willingness to learn in a dynamic and result oriental football club. news.mountainoffire.org/mfm-fc-wins-boska-cup-again-coach-gets-drafted-to-national-team
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Post by headstone on Jan 29, 2013 10:11:44 GMT
At that height, perhaps we could use him in goal. Did he ask for your bank details too so he could send you a million pounds you didn't know you were entitled to?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2013 10:19:43 GMT
I can hear the town end now: "Oh, Olalere A Segun he used to play for Mountain of Fire and Miracle Ministries Church but he's alright now" or "What a waste of money"
whichever rolls off the tongue best I guess!
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Post by Adie Ohruru on Jan 29, 2013 10:32:42 GMT
Wash your mouth out son And go get your fathers gun And shoot the Miracle Ministries Church Football Club, Prayer City scum Shoot the Miracle Ministries Church Football Club, Prayer City scum We hate Miracle Ministries Church Football Club, Prayer City We hate Miracle Ministries Church Football Club, Prayer City
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2013 17:11:06 GMT
Somebody give me an M.........
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2013 17:23:36 GMT
Only just noticed the phrase "antenna ball"...assume this has gone through a translator and should be aerial!
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Post by Adie Ohruru on Jan 29, 2013 17:37:16 GMT
Also, are there any clubs that aren't result oriental?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2013 9:57:11 GMT
50Kg??? My head weighs more than that
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