I am predicting a vanentine day massacre, 2-0 to the victors, 2000 witnesses
Much like the original -
When Alban reached the summit of the hill, he began to thirst and prayed God would give him water. A spring immediately sprang up at his feet. It was there that his head was struck off, as well as the head of the first Roman soldier who was miraculously converted and refused to execute him. However, immediately after delivering the fatal stroke, the eyes of the second executioner popped out of his head and dropped to the ground, along with Alban's head, so that this second executioner could not rejoice over Alban's death.
2-1 Stones, attendance 1976, ref will make a decision that is bitched and moaned about two players booked and manager sent off, main stand chant wanker as he leaves walks across the pitch, the post game review has one post on there and every one else just likes it as they have nothing more to contribute.
Forgot to add Knight comes on as 92nd minute sub and nuts the winner from a corner.
I am afraid I am in a pessimistic mood about everything at the moment including football. I did not see any real improvement in the way the team played last week despite the 4-1 scoreline. We played well for 25/90 minutes but our lack of effort in the other 65 would have been punished by a better team than Cheshunt. I am going for a 2-0 win for St Albans in front of 2006 and a squirrel. If you need help with the chips put some mushy peas on them and smother them with gravy and I'll be in the town end.