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Post by sword65 on Aug 9, 2019 20:37:07 GMT
Now I know I am a tad early but I thought you would all like to know what the Angel's fans are thinking and believe me some of what you are about to read is pure quality. According to the three pissheads I have bee listening to the youngsters have founded a gang called the Angels of death and there job is to hopitalize any Maidstone supporters that travel by train or bus. They are going to split into two factions one based near the train station and the second faction by the Castle bus stop. Are you quaking in your boots yet? I really didn't have the heart to tell them there are no trains or buses on Boxing day. There will be a battle royal between both sets of fans for the privilege of drinking in the Beerseller well having spoke to the landlord he laughed because he has no intention of opening on Boxing day. Maidstone fans will be outnumbered thrre to one by the Angels army at the ground and we will be leaving in ambulances, it was at this point I couldn't help myself and burst into continuous laughter and my f**king ribs still hurt.So my advice to you is to stay away Boxing day or you will die(laughing).
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Post by HartleyHare on Aug 9, 2019 21:13:26 GMT
That’s going to worry the shit out of me for the next four months now. I not gonna be able to sleep. 😮😮😮
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Post by sword65 on Aug 9, 2019 21:34:07 GMT
That’s going to worry the shit out of me for the next four months now. I not gonna be able to sleep. 😮😮😮 You will sleep fine my friend as a more pathetic trio of individuals you will never find I bet they cannot even spell ambulance let alone put somebody in one.
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Post by pwoodstone on Aug 10, 2019 7:49:38 GMT
All ticket bubble match on the cards then - lol
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Post by hammerstone on Aug 10, 2019 9:04:13 GMT
Can’t wait, windmilling in and if you’ve got a set of keys Male them count ✅
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Post by nws on Aug 11, 2019 9:11:30 GMT
I gave up going there in 2008 and see no reason to reverse that policy. Hope everyone makes it out alive
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Post by sword65 on Aug 11, 2019 10:25:03 GMT
I was asked yesterday if my original post was a true story or another Swordy wind up? Well I can assure you all, including senior and baby chuckles, that these three guys aged between 18-19 were tanked up on Shandy and entertaining the crowd with their preposterous ramblings. The only really annoying thing is each of them had a drop dead gorgeous young lady with them staring starrily eyed in wonder at their men. It must be a sign of the times as in my youth the girls bullshit detector would have registered 9.9 on the knobhead scale and they would if fucked off with someone else.
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Post by medestan on Aug 11, 2019 17:49:29 GMT
I was asked yesterday if my original post was a true story or another Swordy wind up? Well I can assure you all, including senior and baby chuckles, that these three guys aged between 18-19 were tanked up on Shandy and entertaining the crowd with their preposterous ramblings. The only really annoying thing is each of them had a drop dead gorgeous young lady with them staring starrily eyed in wonder at their men. It must be a sign of the times as in my youth the girls bullshit detector would have registered 9.9 on the knobhead scale and they would if fucked off with someone else.
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Post by shamstone on Aug 11, 2019 18:00:33 GMT
I was asked yesterday if my original post was a true story or another Swordy wind up? Well I can assure you all, including senior and baby chuckles, that these three guys aged between 18-19 were tanked up on Shandy and entertaining the crowd with their preposterous ramblings. The only really annoying thing is each of them had a drop dead gorgeous young lady with them staring starrily eyed in wonder at their men. It must be a sign of the times as in my youth the girls bullshit detector would have registered 9.9 on the knobhead scale and they would if fucked off with someone else. And ?
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Post by shamstone on Aug 11, 2019 18:01:06 GMT
You must speak after the tone
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Post by HartleyHare on Aug 11, 2019 18:24:34 GMT
You must speak after the tone The Tonbridge Mafia have got to him already, told him to keep his mouth shut. They’ll be after you next Sham, look out for the horses head on your doorstep. And another thi ........
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Post by shamstone on Aug 11, 2019 18:26:35 GMT
You must speak after the tone The Tonbridge Mafia have got to him already, told him to keep his mouth shut. They’re after you next Sham, look out for the horses head on your doorstep I know. I’m shitting my pants
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Post by nws on Aug 12, 2019 21:21:18 GMT
The Tonbridge Mafia have got to him already, told him to keep his mouth shut. They’re after you next Sham, look out for the horses head on your doorstep I know. I’m shitting my pants Playing the hardman now, Shamstone...we shall see if you make it past the castle bus stop and in and out of the ground...you absolute jack, you😂😂😂
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Post by sword65 on Aug 12, 2019 23:13:04 GMT
I have tonight spoken to a proper long term Angel's fan who has informed me that plans for segregation are being considered and that we will be at the Marquis end of the ground and the Marquis will be the source of our matchday beer. If this is so then I have no complaints because the Marquis bar is far better than the clubhouse. The game is not as yet all ticket but Tonbridge FC expect the Plod to insist on it. They also expect the Plod to close all pubs until 18.00 hours.
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Post by shamstone on Aug 12, 2019 23:16:13 GMT
I know. I’m shitting my pants Playing the hardman now, Shamstone...we shall see if you make it past the castle bus stop and in and out of the ground...you absolute jack, you😂😂😂 No problem
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