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Post by sword65 on Apr 23, 2019 8:39:02 GMT
We watch England win the world cricket cup and then get ready for our first pre season friendly which will be away on a Tuesday night to somewhere that would have been a good Saturday trip. Then we get our first home friendly against some boring team that will bore us to tears and because it's at home we will undoubtedly lose . By now ll cool j and Oldboy 73 will be apoplexic at the idiots that JS2 and HH have brought in and will be tolling the bells of doom and a double relegation to newly named Gorilla Glue league. Bill will announce that season tickets sale has been very very disappoining and Alan Hansen will sue Bill for catchphrase copyright. Then comes the new fixture list and our first game is at home to Bill&Ricky and out comes the clown masks. Terry Casey describes it as disrespectful before realising he is still wearing his mask. Our first away game will be against Aldershot and we will storm to the top of the league. By now Nick,Daveu and jakeyboi will all ready be finding faults with the team and will be telling me what a negative person i am but myself and shamstone willbe too busy laughing at nws as we finally leave the EU. Oi you cheeky git when have I ever told you your negative?? After about 12 pints my memory begins to fail me so I apologise for mistaken identity. I also talk out of my arse on many occasions and I am not frightened to admit it unlike many others on this board. |
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Post by Sennockian69 on Apr 23, 2019 8:47:08 GMT
We begin the search for new players.
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Post by sword65 on Apr 23, 2019 8:48:36 GMT
Today the 23 April and he's the one national saint that this country doesn't bloody celebrate,it's a disgrace . He slayed dragons. Ironic really given how mythical some of the claims made by prominent leaver campaigners are. Slays Dragons? So there are some lies you believe in then. Well read that you are I expected you to know that the Dragon story came from a work by Jacobus de Voraigne entitled Golden Legends (I think) and was written about 900 year's after his death. |
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Post by sword65 on Apr 23, 2019 8:50:30 GMT
And was Turkish or Georgian Feel free to correct me i just know he wasn't English Born in Turkey died in Palestine and never set foot on English soil. |
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Post by Better things to do in life on Apr 23, 2019 9:43:07 GMT
And was Turkish or Georgian Feel free to correct me i just know he wasn't English Born in Turkey died in Palestine and never set foot on English soil. He was a Roman soldier beheaded by his own people for daring to openly declare himself to be a Christian when it was not popular to do so and refusing to denounce his Christianity and convert to another religion.
So, things haven't changed a great deal in 1700 years!
That's why we adopted him as our patron Saint, as he martyred himself for his faith in Christ. Nothing to do with his prowess as an alleged dragon slayer. Funny how things get changed isn't it?
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Post by nws on Apr 23, 2019 11:25:04 GMT
I might suggest the words ironic and mythical might give cause to think what I actually said.
Funny how things get changed.
Mind you I do have more faith in a fire breathing dragon than the words of Jacob Rees Mogg
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Post by shamstone on Apr 23, 2019 12:06:53 GMT
We watch England win the world cricket cup and then get ready for our first pre season friendly which will be away on a Tuesday night to somewhere that would have been a good Saturday trip. Then we get our first home friendly against some boring team that will bore us to tears and because it's at home we will undoubtedly lose . By now ll cool j and Oldboy 73 will be apoplexic at the idiots that JS2 and HH have brought in and will be tolling the bells of doom and a double relegation to newly named Gorilla Glue league. Bill will announce that season tickets sale has been very very disappoining and Alan Hansen will sue Bill for catchphrase copyright. Then comes the new fixture list and our first game is at home to Bill&Ricky and out comes the clown masks. Terry Casey describes it as disrespectful before realising he is still wearing his mask. Our first away game will be against Aldershot and we will storm to the top of the league. By now Nick,Daveu and jakeyboi will all ready be finding faults with the team and will be telling me what a negative person i am but myself and shamstone willbe too busy laughing at nws as we finally leave the EU. That laughter will stop around about the time you realise that Jacob Rees-Mogg, David Davies, Boris Johnson, Dominic Raab and co couldn't give a flying about you and they start hammering you. Still, you'll learn... You never mentioned Farage. Do you think he gives a flying fcuk |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2019 12:52:16 GMT
Born in Turkey died in Palestine and never set foot on English soil. He was a Roman soldier beheaded by his own people for daring to openly declare himself to be a Christian when it was not popular to do so and refusing to denounce his Christianity and convert to another religion.
So, things haven't changed a great deal in 1700 years!
That's why we adopted him as our patron Saint, as he martyred himself for his faith in Christ. Nothing to do with his prowess as an alleged dragon slayer. Funny how things get changed isn't it?
Did he follow Gnostic teaching or Irenaean orthodoxy? History is written by the victors. Even Gallieo will eventually be made into a saint, and all his heresies will be forgotten, including his persecution. Read more: maidstoneunitedfc.proboards.com/thread/8386/happens?page=2#ixzz5lvaUXkd3 |
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Post by nws on Apr 23, 2019 17:20:44 GMT
That laughter will stop around about the time you realise that Jacob Rees-Mogg, David Davies, Boris Johnson, Dominic Raab and co couldn't give a flying about you and they start hammering you. Still, you'll learn... You never mentioned Farage. Do you think he gives a flying fcuk No. He was included in the 'and co' bit |
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Post by shamstone on Apr 23, 2019 17:59:01 GMT
You never mentioned Farage. Do you think he gives a flying fcuk No. He was included in the 'and co' bit Cool. Glad you cleared that up |
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Post by jdl on Apr 23, 2019 18:45:15 GMT
Shouldn't this be in the...
Oh, never mind.
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Post by Bernie on Apr 23, 2019 20:41:19 GMT
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Post by jdh80 on Apr 23, 2019 20:45:27 GMT
I bet they could put out a better team than us at the moment. |
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Post by unturnedstone on Apr 23, 2019 23:46:03 GMT
With any luck the directors will invest money towards a training ground for the first team and academy. Without a decent training and community facility we will go nowhere.
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Post by sword65 on Apr 23, 2019 23:55:33 GMT
With any luck the directors will invest money towards a training ground for the first team and academy. Without a decent training and community facility we will go nowhere. They have it's called the Gallagher stadium on James Whatman Way you may have seen it. |
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