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Post by Better things to do in life on Apr 22, 2019 16:03:46 GMT
Didn’t someone say that sunbathing HH and JS2 were going to start “having words” with the squad after the Bank Holiday?
Let the fun begin!
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Post by 61666 on Apr 22, 2019 16:06:30 GMT
Think Plastic Passion should be allowed a go. Some choice phrases likely methinks.
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Post by jakeyboi on Apr 22, 2019 16:42:42 GMT
HH,s words are probably going to be "Right where,s my Easter Eggs". This squad are way beyond words, anyone who,s a half decent player wont want to be playing for us next season. Leaving us with a shower of shite. And any player worthy of a place is going to think long an hard before committing themselves to Maidstone United after the shambles of this season.
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Post by 61666 on Apr 22, 2019 18:30:01 GMT
Poor season, but still the best supported side in Kent, apart from them over the hill, so you'd hope that is worth sonething.
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Post by sword65 on Apr 22, 2019 22:24:54 GMT
We watch England win the world cricket cup and then get ready for our first pre season friendly which will be away on a Tuesday night to somewhere that would have been a good Saturday trip. Then we get our first home friendly against some boring team that will bore us to tears and because it's at home we will undoubtedly lose . By now ll cool j and Oldboy 73 will be apoplexic at the idiots that JS2 and HH have brought in and will be tolling the bells of doom and a double relegation to newly named Gorilla Glue league. Bill will announce that season tickets sale has been very very disappoining and Alan Hansen will sue Bill for catchphrase copyright. Then comes the new fixture list and our first game is at home to Bill&Ricky and out comes the clown masks. Terry Casey describes it as disrespectful before realising he is still wearing his mask. Our first away game will be against Aldershot and we will storm to the top of the league. By now Nick,Daveu and jakeyboi will all ready be finding faults with the team and will be telling me what a negative person i am but myself and shamstone willbe too busy laughing at nws as we finally leave the EU.
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Post by nws on Apr 22, 2019 22:48:13 GMT
We watch England win the world cricket cup and then get ready for our first pre season friendly which will be away on a Tuesday night to somewhere that would have been a good Saturday trip. Then we get our first home friendly against some boring team that will bore us to tears and because it's at home we will undoubtedly lose . By now ll cool j and Oldboy 73 will be apoplexic at the idiots that JS2 and HH have brought in and will be tolling the bells of doom and a double relegation to newly named Gorilla Glue league. Bill will announce that season tickets sale has been very very disappoining and Alan Hansen will sue Bill for catchphrase copyright. Then comes the new fixture list and our first game is at home to Bill&Ricky and out comes the clown masks. Terry Casey describes it as disrespectful before realising he is still wearing his mask. Our first away game will be against Aldershot and we will storm to the top of the league. By now Nick,Daveu and jakeyboi will all ready be finding faults with the team and will be telling me what a negative person i am but myself and shamstone willbe too busy laughing at nws as we finally leave the EU. That laughter will stop around about the time you realise that Jacob Rees-Mogg, David Davies, Boris Johnson, Dominic Raab and co couldn't give a flying about you and they start hammering you. Still, you'll learn...
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Post by sword65 on Apr 23, 2019 0:54:10 GMT
We watch England win the world cricket cup and then get ready for our first pre season friendly which will be away on a Tuesday night to somewhere that would have been a good Saturday trip. Then we get our first home friendly against some boring team that will bore us to tears and because it's at home we will undoubtedly lose . By now ll cool j and Oldboy 73 will be apoplexic at the idiots that JS2 and HH have brought in and will be tolling the bells of doom and a double relegation to newly named Gorilla Glue league. Bill will announce that season tickets sale has been very very disappoining and Alan Hansen will sue Bill for catchphrase copyright. Then comes the new fixture list and our first game is at home to Bill&Ricky and out comes the clown masks. Terry Casey describes it as disrespectful before realising he is still wearing his mask. Our first away game will be against Aldershot and we will storm to the top of the league. By now Nick,Daveu and jakeyboi will all ready be finding faults with the team and will be telling me what a negative person i am but myself and shamstone willbe too busy laughing at nws as we finally leave the EU. That laughter will stop around about the time you realise that Jacob Rees-Mogg, David Davies, Boris Johnson, Dominic Raab and co couldn't give a flying about you and they start hammering you. Still, you'll learn... You forgot Tom Cobley. And for your information there isn't a person on Earth who gives a flying f**k(I ain't frightened to write the word)about me. I am already beaten black and blue by what life has thrown at me ,do you think those BASTARDS can do any worse well bring it on nws because I don't give a flying f**k anymore and having not long got in from Sutton I can tell you that there is not a bone in my body that isn't screaming in agony, all 206 of them so if your famous 4 can hurt me any more will I notice it? You and your remainers are just too scared that things may turn out to be better than they are now,it may take time but you cannot put your hand on your heart and swear that you know different because you do not. I will be dead long before the benefits will be felt but you and your family may well flourish then again they might not as I don't know and neither do YOU! Rant over I am now going to drink a bottle of English beer seeing that it is now St George's day you can wait till Bastille day and have a f**king croissant
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Post by Sennockian69 on Apr 23, 2019 2:09:45 GMT
When is St George's day ?
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Post by sword65 on Apr 23, 2019 4:04:24 GMT
When is St George's day ? Today the 23 April and he's the one national saint that this country doesn't bloody celebrate,it's a disgrace .
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Post by 61666 on Apr 23, 2019 6:43:53 GMT
Given that St George was neither English, nor ever lived here, you'd think that Brexiteers would be keen to choose a new patron saint. St Margaret of the Thatch (sic)? St Jacob of the Moggies? Our local councillors were on the campaign trail last week. When they asked me if I would be voting for them, Tory, I replied that if it was a general election I certainly couldn't as I would have no idea which party it was. She pulled a face and said that a lot of people had been saying that. Same if you want to vote Labour of course and it all starts again today. What joy.
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Post by nws on Apr 23, 2019 6:54:35 GMT
That laughter will stop around about the time you realise that Jacob Rees-Mogg, David Davies, Boris Johnson, Dominic Raab and co couldn't give a flying about you and they start hammering you. Still, you'll learn... You forgot Tom Cobley. And for your information there isn't a person on Earth who gives a flying f**k(I ain't frightened to write the word)about me. I am already beaten black and blue by what life has thrown at me ,do you think those BASTARDS can do any worse well bring it on nws because I don't give a flying f**k anymore and having not long got in from Sutton I can tell you that there is not a bone in my body that isn't screaming in agony, all 206 of them so if your famous 4 can hurt me any more will I notice it? You and your remainers are just too scared that things may turn out to be better than they are now,it may take time but you cannot put your hand on your heart and swear that you know different because you do not. I will be dead long before the benefits will be felt but you and your family may well flourish then again they might not as I don't know and neither do YOU! Rant over I am now going to drink a bottle of English beer seeing that it is now St George's day you can wait till Bastille day and have a f**king croissant Given that pretty much everything said in the referendum campaign by the antagonists for leave was either a downright lie or, at best, just plain wrong, I don't have a lot of confidence in them. I'm not scared that things will turn out better. That would be great. Why would I wish myself or my little ones to be worse off? What a strange observation. I think, if you read and listen to what is said, it is leavers who started by proclaiming that things will be better from day one then moved to well we knew there would be some economic pain in the short term to the new slogan which appears to be 'things won't be that bad and we lived through the second world war'. Jacob Rees-Mogg - one of the people whose prescriptions you follow devoutly but you don't read - has said it could be 50 years before things are better and, I think, it was Mark Francois, who said it might be 100 years. I am glad that you criticise me for not knowing (which I don't claim, I just suspect given the mounting evidence of fraudulent claims and lack of knowledge - Nadine Dories asking what the customs union is last year for instance) yet follow the wishes of these people (whether intentional or unintentional) who seem to either not know or are wildly differing in their claims.
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Post by nws on Apr 23, 2019 6:57:03 GMT
When is St George's day ? Today the 23 April and he's the one national saint that this country doesn't bloody celebrate,it's a disgrace . He slayed dragons. Ironic really given how mythical some of the claims made by prominent leaver campaigners are.
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Post by davec on Apr 23, 2019 7:11:53 GMT
And was Turkish or Georgian Feel free to correct me i just know he wasn't English
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Post by rollingstone on Apr 23, 2019 7:20:12 GMT
When is St George's day ? Today the 23 April and he's the one national saint that this country doesn't bloody celebrate,it's a disgrace . This time last year, i drove to and from work with a George cross car flag on my car. I got a few toots and thumbs up from other drivers but most people at work said "it's not the world cup yet!"
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Post by jakeyboi on Apr 23, 2019 7:52:20 GMT
We watch England win the world cricket cup and then get ready for our first pre season friendly which will be away on a Tuesday night to somewhere that would have been a good Saturday trip. Then we get our first home friendly against some boring team that will bore us to tears and because it's at home we will undoubtedly lose . By now ll cool j and Oldboy 73 will be apoplexic at the idiots that JS2 and HH have brought in and will be tolling the bells of doom and a double relegation to newly named Gorilla Glue league. Bill will announce that season tickets sale has been very very disappoining and Alan Hansen will sue Bill for catchphrase copyright. Then comes the new fixture list and our first game is at home to Bill&Ricky and out comes the clown masks. Terry Casey describes it as disrespectful before realising he is still wearing his mask. Our first away game will be against Aldershot and we will storm to the top of the league. By now Nick,Daveu and jakeyboi will all ready be finding faults with the team and will be telling me what a negative person i am but myself and shamstone willbe too busy laughing at nws as we finally leave the EU. Oi you cheeky git when have I ever told you your negative??
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