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Post by daveu on Mar 11, 2019 8:10:48 GMT
Be careful mr Shamstone as you may be inferring that prince Felix of Luxembourg is also a bit strange. Looking at it from your prospective he /she/it has fallen for you so if you are interested then cherry cola is a tad cheaper than Valpollywhatsname . Only cherry cola for the BBC version. If your talking about the original Lola you have to fork out for the real thing.
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Post by shamstone on Mar 11, 2019 8:16:46 GMT
No chance bruv
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Post by shamstone on Mar 11, 2019 8:21:31 GMT
Maybe daveu is more his thing. He has the same flowing locks as young Félix
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Post by sallystone on Mar 11, 2019 9:31:36 GMT
Maybe daveu is more his thing. He has the same flowing locks as young Félix Good morning Shammy 💋 you have me all wrong you know i am not a "geezer" nor a crossdresser or any otber such thing just a plain old woman nothing more nothing less. I was a private dental surgeon smand like all PDS i made a lot of money out of it. To be a PDS you need 2 things and those are steady hands and great eyesight. My hands are still rock solid but the Macular degeneration in my left eye has robbed me of around 60% of my vision and the right eye is showing signs of going the same way. I have been told to make preparations for blindness which could take 10 or maybe 15 years or I could wake up tomorrow and the whole world will have disappeared. This is why I am trying to be happy and jolly whilst I can. I will admit to being a bit of a tart and I finally admitted to my husband that I had been sleeping with other men and he then dropped a huge bombshell by telling me so had he. Now other women I could accept but other men oh no no no! I have moved back this way to be by my daughter and grandson whilst my other daughter is doing a wonderful job teaching children out in Mozambique. I don't like Cherry Cola but I do like my wine, far to much of it but if the stories I have heard about Maidstone United supporters are true then another old drunk should fit in well. I hope to see you all soon before I am unable to se you at all but at the mo it's busy,busy,busy. Bye for now🙂
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 10:28:44 GMT
Dear sallystone; You are so full of bullshit - please go away
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Post by sallystone on Mar 12, 2019 11:49:31 GMT
Dear sallystone; You are so full of bullshit - please go away That is very hurtful Panda dear😢and I thought Panda' s were kind and loving creatures. I had heard that Maidstone supporters were a close knit community and I wanted to be part of that but you have shown me nothing but disrespect and hatefulness. I had also heard from the nationwide football family that your away support is well respected and I fear now their respect is somewhat misplaced. I am not a malicious person but I hope you choke on your bamboo.
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Post by daveu on Mar 12, 2019 12:42:57 GMT
Keep it going Sally, whether you're for real or not doesn't really matter as you're almost as entertaining as Sword in full flow.
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Post by jakeyboi on Mar 12, 2019 13:00:17 GMT
Dear sallystone; You are so full of bullshit - please go away That is very hurtful Panda dear😢and I thought Panda' s were kind and loving creatures. I had heard that Maidstone supporters were a close knit community and I wanted to be part of that but you have shown me nothing but disrespect and hatefulness. I had also heard from the nationwide football family that your away support is well respected and I fear now their respect is somewhat misplaced. I am not a malicious person but I hope you choke on your bamboo. God knows where you heard your stories about Maidstone fans Sally, but we are not a close knit community but your right about our away support, very loyal but we are not all fools an I think "Sally" may well be your alter ego. Own up quickly because I think Daveu is starting to have feelings for you.
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Post by Sennockian69 on Mar 12, 2019 13:09:09 GMT
Maybe daveu is more his thing. He has the same flowing locks as young Félix Good morning Shammy 💋 you have me all wrong you know i am not a "geezer" nor a crossdresser or any otber such thing just a plain old woman nothing more nothing less. I was a private dental surgeon smand like all PDS i made a lot of money out of it. To be a PDS you need 2 things and those are steady hands and great eyesight. My hands are still rock solid but the Macular degeneration in my left eye has robbed me of around 60% of my vision and the right eye is showing signs of going the same way. I have been told to make preparations for blindness which could take 10 or maybe 15 years or I could wake up tomorrow and the whole world will have disappeared. This is why I am trying to be happy and jolly whilst I can. I will admit to being a bit of a tart and I finally admitted to my husband that I had been sleeping with other men and he then dropped a huge bombshell by telling me so had he. Now other women I could accept but other men oh no no no! I have moved back this way to be by my daughter and grandson whilst my other daughter is doing a wonderful job teaching children out in Mozambique. I don't like Cherry Cola but I do like my wine, far to much of it but if the stories I have heard about Maidstone United supporters are true then another old drunk should fit in well. I hope to see you all soon before I am unable to se you at all but at the mo it's busy,busy,busy. Bye for now🙂 Be afraid Sally - I am 6000 miles away but need to warn you about the men on this forum. Don't engage with them unless they are fully sober and only in public spaces.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 13:36:19 GMT
Dear sallystone; You are so full of bullshit - please go away That is very hurtful Panda dear😢and I thought Panda' s were kind and loving creatures. I had heard that Maidstone supporters were a close knit community and I wanted to be part of that but you have shown me nothing but disrespect and hatefulness. I had also heard from the nationwide football family that your away support is well respected and I fear now their respect is somewhat misplaced. I am not a malicious person but I hope you choke on your bamboo. Is "choke on your bamboo" a euphemism? If so, I didn't realise that Pandas are that flexible.
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Post by sallystone on Mar 13, 2019 9:42:03 GMT
That is very hurtful Panda dear😢and I thought Panda' s were kind and loving creatures. I had heard that Maidstone supporters were a close knit community and I wanted to be part of that but you have shown me nothing but disrespect and hatefulness. I had also heard from the nationwide football family that your away support is well respected and I fear now their respect is somewhat misplaced. I am not a malicious person but I hope you choke on your bamboo. God knows where you heard your stories about Maidstone fans Sally, but we are not a close knit community but your right about our away support, very loyal but we are not all fools an I think "Sally" may well be your alter ego. Own up quickly because I think Daveu is starting to have feelings for you. Well I think you maybe right as I am an invention of the murky mind of Sword 65 but was invented to bring some joy to all of our lives and some much needed laughter in this season of turmoil and in a vain effort to cheer myself up. I did have some wonderful storylines to come but it would seem you all prefer misery to laughter. Full marks go to Ant who sussed me out within 48 hours and half marks to Daveu for the comparisons I think he knew as well. So goodbye lovees.
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Post by Better things to do in life on Mar 13, 2019 10:13:01 GMT
God knows where you heard your stories about Maidstone fans Sally, but we are not a close knit community but your right about our away support, very loyal but we are not all fools an I think "Sally" may well be your alter ego. Own up quickly because I think Daveu is starting to have feelings for you. Well I think you maybe right as I am an invention of the murky mind of Sword 65 but was invented to bring some joy to all of our lives and some much needed laughter in this season of turmoil and in a vain effort to cheer myself up. I did have some wonderful storylines to come but it would seem you all prefer misery to laughter. Full marks go to Ant who sussed me out within 48 hours and half marks to Daveu for the comparisons I think he knew as well. So goodbye lovees. Sallystone - "choking on your own bamboo" will stay with me forever. I'm not entirely sure if that's a good thing, but it was hilarious! Maybe to endure this painful end of season we can all invent alter egos with their "unique" views on the Stones?
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Post by frankinstone on Mar 13, 2019 11:47:09 GMT
Amen
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Post by jdl on Mar 13, 2019 11:58:14 GMT
So now all we need to know is who Panda and mrplow are...
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Post by shamstone on Mar 13, 2019 12:41:32 GMT
I knew it was you as well Sword when you couldn’t add the age thing up. Your maths is shit. You done the same thing when you added up your money you spent multiplied by the Stones at Bromley and got the wrong amount 😂+😂=😂😂
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